COMIC-BOOK CREDENTIALS: The Baroness first appeared in Marvel Comics' G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero comic in 1982, pre-dating her appearance in the G.I. Joe cartoon and toyline, which proves how powerful she is. You don't need to know any further credentials.
She works for terrorist super-group Cobra... who have a really crappy dental plan and don't really care about their team members. Plus G.I. Joe is the name of the long running comic... whereas Cobra is not.
SKILLS/ABILITIES: Handy with firearms, looks like a naughty secretary, has years of top secret Cobra training, is best friends with a bunch of terrorists.
REASON FOR RECRUITMENT: The Ultimate Super Villain Team-Up requires a 'bitch' and Baroness would be a perfect fit. She's a no nonesense type of chic, that won't stand for sexism, because she's a smokin' hot piece of ass and she'll whip the rest of the team into shape! She's also worked alongside the likes of Cobra Commander and Serpentor and so is more than capable of dealing with difficult team mates.
POTENTIAL RISK: Any wise cracks from the rest of the team about her being 'eye-candy' could result in her going nuts and killing them all! Heck, that's just the type of thing to expect from a crazy broad with a crackin' set of shooters!
CHANCES OF SURVIVAL: Once again like practically everyone else on the team, Baroness has cheated death on a number of occassions, so her chances of survival are quite high!
IN EVENT OF DEATH BEFORE MISSION... LIKELIHOOD OF REPLACEMENT WITH DEADPOOL: Not likely at all. Deadpool doesn't have a firm ass and legs that go on for miles. He doesn't look so great in a wet T-shirt either!